Native New Yorker Lindsay Sloane is Marcy Sternfeld on the new WB comedy Grosse Pointe. Before the series premiere, Lindsay decided to freak out over her favorite dessert while taking The WB Questionnaire.

What word best describes you?
Freak.

What aspect of your character would you like to have?
Her wardrobe.

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
The ability to fall asleep at any given moment.

If you could travel back in time, what would you change about yourself?
My need for acceptance in Junior High.

What is your favorite dessert?
Cynthia's Cobbler (on W. 3rd Street, Los Angeles)

Which living person do you most admire?
My grandpa.

What quality in yourself would you like to improve?
My quick temper.

What book or movie title best describes your life so far?
My Life

Where do you find paradise?
Anywhere I am with my boyfriend.

What's your favorite movie of all-time?
Annie Hall

If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, it would be?
Pasta.

What's your biggest complaint in life?
That ungrateful people usually have more success than appreciative ones.

If you could be any fictional character, who would it be?
Amelia Bedelia

Who are your favorite actors?
Diane Keaton, Sarah Jessica Parker, Meg Ryan, Tom Hanks, Jack Lemmon, Bette Midler

Name your greatest achievement.
Lasting in this business as long as I have.

Name your greatest regret.
Quitting piano lessons after a week.

What do you like most about Hollywood?
It allows me to make a living doing what I love.

What do you deplore most in Hollywood?
Attitude & arrogance.

If you weren't in show business, you would be?
Out of a job.

What's something in the world you'd like to see outlawed?
Racism/bigotry.

If you were forced to spend $1 Million in one week, what would you spend it on?
A house and a beach house for my parents.

If you could write your own epitaph, what would it be?
That's morbid, I don't want to answer it.